Ingrdients: 1c.water 1tsp. baking soda 1c.sugar 1c. brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 2c. flour 2c. dried fruit 1 bottle Vodka 1. Sample the Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. 2. Repeat Step 1. 3. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of buTTer in a largE FluFfy bowl. Add 1 tsP. of sugger. bEat again. At thIs point it is beSt to MAKE sure the voDka is stiLl oK. tRy anotHer cup..... jUst in cas. Turn oFf the MiXerEr. 4. BreaK two leGGs and add to the BoWl and chUck in the CuP of driEd fruIt. pIck fruit off flOOr... piCk fruit off floOr.. 5. iF ther fRuIt gets stuCk in the bEAters pRy it Loooose with a sCreWDriVer. 6. ( i thnk ) SaMple the vODka fOr ToNsiStiCity. NeXt, SiFt two cUps of saLt or somefink who gIves a rEd raT's bEhind. ChecK the voDKa. Now ShiFt the lEmon jUice and sTrain the nUts. Add a tAble. aDD a spoom of Sugggger, somethik granual, WhaTever you can FiNd. gRease tHe oVen and turn On the fRidge. 777. tUrn the Cake tin 360 dEgrees and trY no to fallll oVer. dOn't FoGet to bEat oFF the tUrner.. fiAnallly, tHrow the BoWl Thru the WinDow, fInish the VoDKa and kIcK tHe cAt. fALL inTo bed. Home